kramergate:

kramergate:

before DnD even STARTED tonight one of the other players said to all of us that he thought when he was a kid that when Darth Vader force choked guys in Star Wars he thought for SOME REASON that he was making them vomit up raw eggs and he thought this SO VEHEMENTLY that when he saw the movies as an adult and saw no raw egg being spit up he thought they edited out the raw egg

I was literally inconsolable after this I had to take 10 minutes to mentally regroup I was in fucking SHAMBLES dude

somehow this QUICKLY evolved into

“this is the worst birthday ever”
“what because Darth Vader is using the force to make us spit up raw eggs”
“no because it’s a little humid YES BECAUSE DARTH VADER IS MAKING US SPIT UP RAW EGGS”